Breaking News: Nicola Sturgeon is Actually a Woman! Duh!

By Mike Sutton

 

Contrary to a report to the contrary here on The Daily Journlist The Leader of the Scottish National Party is actually a woman!  The shocking news here is that for once

Nicola Sturgeon plans his assault Westminister

Nicola Sturgeon plans his assault Westminister

Wikipedia is right!

Yet our anonymous DJ correspondent has it:

“Now, as then, Sturgeon (born in Irvine, Ayrshire) usually regains strength in his adopted hometown, Glasgow, where these days there has been a new bathroom Mass: “I am happy to always come back here and see especially so many women no offense to men. “

No offense to men????

The Fallacious Daily Journalist article has Sturgeon swapping her gender at the start – becoming female at midpoint – then back to male. What on Earth is going on?

 

Nicola Sturgeon plans his assault Westminister

The Daily Journalist.

 

The independence leader Nicola Sturgeon in London plans to captain a ‘task force’ Scottish ministers and MPs to force a deal with anti Cameron Ed Miliband, the Labour leader even if he loses the election on May 7. The premier has denounced the move beforehand and warned that a Labour Government, with the votes of the SNP and without having the largest number of deputies would be “legitimate” and would have “a massive credibility problem.”

In the final hours of the British campaign, the political epicenter again will move to Scotland. All reflectors point in these times to Sturgeon, in their comings and goings by helicopter (the now famous Nicolópter), while their rivals waged the final battles for control of key districts in England.

In Scotland, the battle will  be decided in a while. The only question is whether the Scottish National Party (SNP) will get all of the 59 seats at stake (out of 650 in the UK) and completely sweep away national parties map, beginning with Labour, which does just five years were the majority party. The new position of strength of the SNP is being harnessed in advance for Sturgeon, the head of which will be from Friday the third British party. “The real ‘test’ of legitimacy is whether a government can build a majority that reflects not only the most voted party in England,” said the nationalist leader. “The British MPs will always be the biggest part a majority in Westminster, but ignore the Scottish voices be a mistake.”

All parties have already launched their post electoral machinery to move parts in the light of the first results. Most projections awarded a victory by the minimum of the Conservative Party, but the Labour Party and the SNP could achieve together enough votes to launch a confidence motion and force out Cameron Downing Street.

However Ed Miliband leads avoiding the bull “coalition of chaos” (as named Cameron). First he denied the possibility of having “independence ministers” in his cabinet, then he refused to sign an “agreement of trust” with the SNP and the end has rejected the possibility even “talks with a separatist party that wants to break the country” (Speaking to BBC radio).

Scottish minister continues however main press and will move to London in person within hours of learning of the official result, sheltered by a retinue of his own cabinet, the number two SNP Stewart Hosie and former independence leader-and expected new congressman Alex Salmond, with a “specific mission”, as revealed by The Independent.

“Of course that Labour can give us back,” says Sturgeon. “But if we allow the Tories back to the government, rather than working with the SNP, the Scots do not forgive. I do not think they forgive in other parts of the country. If we can get rid of them, we have to drive them.”

Whoever wins this election, the moral winner is Nicola Sturgeon, the woman who has entered the British political scene with hurricane force, before the incredulous eyes of the ‘old boys club’ (Cameron, Clegg, Miliband), not just to believe how a separatist leader has been so quickly pocketing millions of Britons and beat them in the popularity polls.

Nicola effect was felt mainly in the campaign after the televised debate to seven bands in which he proclaimed himself as the undisputed winner. Since then, touring Scotland on board the ‘Nicolópter’ and driven by a campaign melee with voters (very different from the acts choreographed for cameras rivals), Sturgeon has been gaining presence and claiming their place on the podium .

His rise was seen coming since he took over from his mentor, Alex Salmond, Scotland after the referendum. He is carrying his shadow since 2007, to the point that many considered it as an indissoluble political marriage (it is actually married to another senior party leader, Peter Murrell, which usually go unnoticed by her side).

44 women now comes stomping with their heels, their colorful costumes and his very personal stamp has little or nothing to do with the anti-nuclear campaigner, drawn into the ranks of the SNP as a reaction to the policies of Thatcher, advocate independence as a taboo and a sober in tone and in ways that frightened the political strategists.

In 2007, when it ended (the eighth attempt) his dream of winning an election, she had to undergo intense whitewash. Mission Impossible was dubbed Project -a internally Nicola was also known as Project human being with the idea was to turn serious, robotics and no substance deputy in a potential leader.

She must have seen something in Alex Salmond as he chose as principal deputy minister, for seven years tilling the long road that led to the independence consultation September 18, 2014 and finally Sturgeon launched to stardom, despite the defeat.

Now, as then, Sturgeon (born in Irvine, Ayrshire) usually regains strength in his adopted hometown, Glasgow, where these days there has been a new bathroom Mass: “I am happy to always come back here and see especially so many women no offense to men. “

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