Trump’s Opinion

By Robert Slayton.

 

Donald Trump tweeted that Meryl Street was “one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood,” notwithstanding the fact that she has been nominated for an Academy Award nineteen times, the most in history.

Here’s his view on some other folks:

 

Pablo Picasso—“Can anyone figure out what his paintings are about?  I can’t even pronounce that Spanish one.”

 

Leonardo DaVinci—“So she’s got a grin, so what?”

 

Ernest Hemingway—“So not macho.  My hands are bigger, if you know what I mean.”

 

Scott Fitzgerald—“In my opinion, Gatsby just wasn’t that great.”

 

Charlie Chaplin—“What a goofy walk!  Vastly overrated.”

 

Cary Grant—“What’s this crap about Judy.  Another foreigner on a visa.”

 

Tom Hanks—“He should have said, ’Life is like box of Trump chocolates.’  No class.”

 

Franklin Roosevelt—“Watch while I make fun of him.”

 

Teddy Roosevelt—“What a misshapen guy.  Blind as a bat and needs dental work something awful.”

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